Explaining Go

You are a Go player. You meet others of our kind, be it in real life, be it online. Probably you have had this problem already: how to explain Go to someone who knows absolutely nothing of it?

More precise: how explain it without scaring them away by pure boredom? Because we all know: Go is like green tea; you have to taste it for some time, but then you will really enjoy it.

Try to think of this question instead: if a game of Go was a movie, how would it look like? We propose an answer.